The If Game

You think about a lot of things when you are in the hospital. Whether or not you are there for yourself or for someone else. There are only so many things you can talk about, read, search for, scroll past, listen to, and watch. At some point you end up just siting or laying on a chair or couch or bed and you think. There are a lot of things to think about. A lot of worries about the future of course. But a lot of other stuff too. I prayed a lot. That would often be the starting point of my thinking sessions, or when I was trying to go to sleep, I would pray.

Thank you God for everything you have given me. Thank you for my family and friends. Please God help Micah, and Maria, and my wife, and me. God you are the creator and redeemer of the world, may your will be done.

Sometimes more elaborate than that, sometimes more conversation, sometimes more routine. But that is a standard form of prayer. Start by thanking God for what you have, then give God your needs, then end by praising him. It’s an old form of prayer. A lot of people might question why I would be thanking God. I mean, come on, your baby boy is ten feet from you with a breathing tube and about 10 lines going in and out of him, one of which was feeding him the medicine that was keeping him alive. You don’t know if he is going to be alive in twenty four hours. You are in a hospital instead of at home. Why are you thankful. I know those thoughts went through my head.

The reality is though, where we were, at that moment, with my son still alive, in a Children’s Hospital with a “miracle worker” surgeon who performs the type of heart surgeries my son needed, were all do to a series of events whose coincidental nature I highly doubt.

My daughter was born in May of 2013. She was a healthy and happy baby. We lived in Mississippi at that time, roughly six hours from the closest family. Four months after her birth my wife became ill, had to be hospitalized, and had surgery. And it all happened that quickly. We went to the hospital the day after I had worked a nightshift (12 hours). My mother-law came as fast as she could but, like I said, it was six hours before she made it. I was pretty sleep deprived by the time she got to town. Over the next couple of days we took care of my daughter, who was very unhappy that mom was not available to feed her or be with her. I took days with her and my mother in law took nights. My wife came through the surgery fine and recovered fine as well, but that week was pretty terrible. It was then that I started looking for work closer to family.

Because I was focused on finding a job near family it made me consider places in Florida, and not just Texas. Little did I know that FPL which owns a few nuclear plants in Florida was owned by a parent company that owned power plants all over the U.S., including Forney, Texas. While searching their employment website for jobs in Florida I found an opening in Texas and applied, because why not, the worst they can say is no. I would not have found that opening if I had just been focused on finding a job in Texas, it was because I was searching in Florida that I came across it at all. And, strangely enough, the plant in Texas wanted me. So we moved.

But it was piece-meal. I moved first and lived with friends, and the wife and daughter moved out a little later and lived with her parents in Southlake while we put the house up for sale. Once everyone was in the DFW area we started looking for places to rent, but the rental market was crazy. In the mean time, we became pregnant with Micah (a name we finally settled on the day he was born). Since the wife was living in Southlake she found an OB in Southlake. And since they got along well she kept the same doctor through the whole pregnancy even after we moved clear across town to Rockwall. And since she kept the same OB we decided to have Micah on that side of town. So Micah was born at Texas Health Methodist Hospital HEB.

The next day the wife’s OB said she and the baby looked fine and we could go home if we wanted to but there was no pressure. The wife decided we should stay till the next day. It was the next day when the nurse noticed Micah’s color and decided to check on it. It was then that he was diagnosed and because we were there, instead of somewhere closer to Rockwall, we were transported to Cooks, instead of Dallas Children’s. The doctors at Cooks kept him alive and Dr. Tam saved his life, twice.

What if we hadn’t had been at Cooks? I’m sure Dallas Children’s is awesome, but so was Cooks, and Cooks worked for us. What if we hadn’t had had that nurse? What if we had gone home early? Would we have seen the signs, would we have responded in time? These two what ifs specifically have a tendency to reach out and slap me occasionally and grip me with terror at the unknown and thankfulness that things went the way they did. What if we had move immediately to Rockwall? Different OB, different birth hospital, different nurses, different doctors, who knows how it would have gone. We know it went well the way it did go.

And then the big one. What if we had still been in Mississippi? So much would have been different and in the end we still may have ended up in Dallas or Houston. But it would have been so much more difficult, so much more strain and stress, maybe Micah wouldn’t have survived the journey. Maybe, maybe, maybe…

Ultimately, though, we were in the right place, at the right time. Thank God.

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Hotel Hospital

The drive back to the hospital was very similar to the first drive, except there was more music involved. A song by For King And Country had just become popular and came on the radio shortly after I fired the truck up and got moving back toward Cook Children’s.

It’s Not Over Yet

“They are inside your head
You got a voice that says
You won’t get past this one
You won’t win your freedom

It’s like a constant war
And you want to settle that score
But you’re bruised and beaten
And you feel defeated

This goes out to the heaviest heart

[Chorus:]
Oh, to everyone who’s hit their limit
It’s not over yet
It’s not over ye-et
And even when you think you’re finished
It’s not over yet
It’s not over ye-et

Keep on fighting
Out of the dark
Into the light
It’s not over
Hope is rising
Never give in
Never give up
It’s not over

Yea-et-et, woah
Yea-et-et, woah

Oh, game set match
It’s time to put it in your past, oh
Feel the winter leavin’
It’s redemption season
Long live the young at heart (Here we are)
Cheers to a brand new start (Here we are)
We’re revived and breathing
To live a life of freedom

[Chorus:]
Oh, to everyone who’s hit their limit
It’s not over yet
It’s not over ye-et
And even when you think you’re finished
It’s not over yet
It’s not over ye-et

Life is a race we run
So run till the race is won
Don’t you ever give up (Here we are)
Oh no never give up (Here we are)
Life is a race we run
So run till the race is won
Don’t you ever give up (Here we are)
We will never give up (Here we are)

[Chorus:]
Oh, to everyone who’s hit their limit
And even when you think you’re finished
It’s not over yet
Oh, to everyone who’s hit their limit
It’s not over yet
It’s not over ye-et
And even when you think you’re finished
It’s not over yet
It’s not over ye-et

Keep on fighting
Out of the dark
Into the light
It’s not over
Hope is rising
Never give in
Never give up
It’s not over

Yea-et-et, woah
Yea-et-et, woah
Yea-et-et, woah
Yea-et-et, woah”

It was something I needed to hear, and yes, I did tear up again, something else I needed to do. I later found out the song had been written for the band member’s sister, who is battling Lyme disease, something a good friend of ours is also battling. It’s a good song for expressing both the feeling of loss (and I mean more like the loss you feel after you lose the Superbowl for the 4th time in row, poor Buffalo, and not as much the feeling of loss when you lose someone dear to you) and the feeling of hope that can come from accepting a new path and moving forward on that path . So many things were different now. So many preliminary plans about the next year, about the remainder of the current year. About what I, and My wife, and our daughter, and our newborn son were going to do and accomplish. The travel, the visits to grandparents and great grandparents. All suspect now. And what about all the money I was now missing. I was supposed to work the next month straight…crappy hours for sure, but excellent for the pocketbook and amazing for trying to get out from under student loan and mortgage debt. Gone now, and double gone because instead we were now going to be inundated with medical costs. How about going home, being with the whole family in the same room at the same time. Not today…or tomorrow either.  Where was Maria going to live? With Grandma and Grandpa, sure that was a blessing, but it was without us. She was already super unhappy about the two days she spent without us. What was she in for now…a month…maybe more…What about long term? There would be more surgeries, more hospital. I just felt beat. Like Life had pulled out the monkey wrench from the tool bag and slammed it across my face in an upward arc. I was reeling…so many things were different now.

But it wasn’t over yet, never give up, never give in. We could do this. Yeah, there were a lot of doors that were closing. Let them close, maybe come back to them later when we knew more. For now, give me my daily bread, and let’s do what we can. My son needed my wife and I. My wife needed me. We could do this. Between us and our family and our friends we could deal with these challenges. New life happens, when it happens, accept, deal, and move forward. I know, harder done than said, but ultimately it is what needed to be done. Normal was different now, and different from how we were expecting it to be. But the stuff that mattered, that truly mattered, was still there. My wife and I loved each other, we loved our daughter, we loved our son, our parents loved us, our friends loved us. We loved them. That’s what was important. Come what may, all you need is love.

And I was back. They were still working on Micah and we were still just sitting around the waiting room. We waited. We talked with my wife’s parents about the plan going forward. They were going to keep Maria and the dogs for as long as they needed to, Grandma and Maria would come up to the hospital the next day. Which was good. At least we would be able to see Maria for some amount of time during the day, and the hospital had a playground and other stuff for her to do. I checked Facebook, and was overwhelmed by the loving and prayerful response we had received. I teared up whenever I looked through all the messages of hope and love and support we were getting. We felt, and still feel, very loved.

Then they were done and we were back in the room with our night nurse Dan, who was awesome. Micah was hooked up to a lot of machines, he had a lot of tubes in and out of him, a lot of pumps pumping things, a lot of monitors showing a lot of stuff. Dan took us through all of it, what it all did, how it worked, what was important about it. Every question we asked he answered. It was a good feeling knowing as much as we could about what was happening, made things seem more handle-able. Micah for his part was sedated and doing okay. We spent the rest of the evening in the room with him. I read the bible on my phone and updated Facebook and then the exhaustion hit and my wife and I fell asleep. That first night we tried to share the couch-bed. It didn’t really go well, given my size, but ultimately we got some sleep. And that was our first night of what would become two months in the hospital.

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Dang you Adam

We ate, we called people, I posted to Facebook. We talked some. We watched some waiting room TV. We decided I should probably go get my truck so that both our vehicles were at the hospital. My dad drove me back to the original hospital to get my truck, my wife stayed at the hospital so she could pump and be there in case they let us back in. It turned out to be about a 20 minute drive from the Children’s hospital to the one where Micah was born. My father and I talked a little.

“How are you doing?” he asked.

“…”, i sighed. Internally I struggled to answer that question truthfully, because honestly there was a lot going on inside. Ever since I was in middle school I became very good at compartmentalizing my thoughts and emotions. If I didn’t want to feel something, I would put it in a box, close the box up, and go on with my day. I could open that box and then feel it later. This was all something that took some learning on how to do and learning when and how to appropriately open the boxes was a good deal of my early twenties. Eventually I learned to do the same with my thoughts. These skills let me take in tragic events or painful moments without much of a reaction, box them up, label them “To think about later” and move on with my day. It lets me move into action quicker and get down to “doing something about the problem.”

This day had been a day for a lot of boxes. I’d made several, and like I said before, I didn’t really feel the full brunt of what was happening until I was alone in the car with my wife. In the car, with my soulmate, with only a single thing I could do at the moment, in that case drive the car, I opened some of those boxes and felt the pain and fear and terror and anger and joy and sadness that all came rushing out. Once we got to the hospital, it was time to close them up again and get back to doing. Figuring out where to park, finding the room, talking to the doctors and nurses, deciding what to do with the rest of the day: getting the car, if we were going to see Maria, informing work, etc, etc.

Now I was in a car again, and I wasn’t even driving. I was riding shotgun with my dad. A man I had had a thousand conversations with, while he drove and I sat shotgun. I grew up driving back and forth to and from airports with my parents, my mom letting me go to stay a month or so with my dad, and then my dad letting me go back. Between my mom and my dad I have had every conversation you could imagine while sitting in the passenger seat of a truck or car. We have talked about everything, from how a nuclear power plant works when I was a kid (him explaining it to me) to how a nuclear power plant works when I was an adult (me explaining it to him). Girls, music, politics, drugs, history, family, God, we have talked about everything.

At this point I had processed some of my emotions. Or parts of some of my emotions. Between the love that was flowing in from our friends and family and the admonitions of the medical staff the sadness, the fear, the terror, the joy, most of them had been addressed. Anger on the other hand, anger was still hanging out. And along with all the other boxes which were open, it wanted out. So I opened that box up.

“I’m a little angry, to be honest.” I said. There was a pause.

“At God? It’s okay to be angry with Him right now.” he said.

Which is true. If you doubt that go read Lamentations or some of the more somber Psalms. You can be angry at God, you just can’t stay angry at him forever. But that wasn’t who I was angry with. I knew it wasn’t God’s fault. Micah’s condition was caused by living in a flawed world, by living outside of God’s presence, by living in a world of material dynamics and consequences, and by living in a world with death. The person responsible for that was Adam, not God. Adam, or the original human or group of humans whose existence was spent with God, took the raw deal of death in exchange for the knowledge of good and evil.

This was a topic I’d thought a lot about leading up to Micah’s birth. It stems ultimately from the question “Why do bad things happen to good people.” and can be phrased many ways “Why is life so hard?”, “Why do bad people seem to have it so good?”, “What the hell did that happen for?”, “Childhood cancer, really, what the hell do we have that for?”, and so forth. And these are very important questions. If God is good, why is so much of his creation bad? Or at least, why is so much of our experience of creation bad?

Every year I go on retreat to Manresa house of Retreats with my father and sometimes other family members. It is a silent retreat focused on the Ignatian Spiritual Exercises. For me, for these past five years, it has been a time of discernment. A time when I ask God, what should I do, what should I work on, where should I go. Sometimes I don’t come away with a very clear answer. Sometimes I do. One year I joined the Knights of Columbus, another year I started actively professing my faith. This last year, I read the book of Job. I read it while at the retreat. I can’t tell you why I read that book in particular but I can say that I have always been fascinated by it and during that retreat it was very obvious to me that that was what I needed to read. Job is about “Why do bad things happen to good people.”, it’s not about getting your just reward, or staying faithful no matter how bad things get (at least not necessarily, those themes are in there). Job solidly and firmly asks the question “Why do bad things happen to good people?”. I won’t give you the answer it gives either, I will suggest reading it, and I will suggest you read an annotated version where the translator explains what is going on in each passage. From what I can tell the literal translation of Job loses a lot between Hebrew and English, especially if you aren’t familiar with ancient Judaism. The reason I won’t give you an answer though is because there isn’t really one in there that I can express here. Not a cookie cutter, reading of the day, self help friendly, bumper sticker answer to that question.

Ever since reading it I’ve been thinking a lot about it. Ultimately for me, it comes down to two things. God made the world good, and gave us free will, but in order for our free will to matter, in order for it to actually be free and actually be willful, it had to be consequential. Our actions had to have consequences and those consequences had to be real. And with our free will we did evil and so, shocker that it is, the consequences were evil. That’s the world we live it. Adam chose a world of consequences and evil over perpetual good and adherence to God. And I have too, every day I sin, that’s the choice I make. This world over the better one. And really, the better one would be this one, if we were all faithful, if we were all good. But we aren’t, so it isn’t. Bad call Adam. Bad call…me.

“No, I’m not angry at God. I’m angry at Adam.” I said.

“Oh?” he said.

“Yeah, he took the raw deal that stuck us with this world. We’re supposed to be in paradise. We’re supposed to be with God. Instead we get this. Micah gets born with half a heart. Adam can suck it.” I said.

A little bit of silence followed. Dad got a contemplative look on his face. I was quiet. And just as quickly as the anger had come on, it was mostly gone. It was still residually there, I would still need to deal with it later, but right then I was left feeling tired. Dad and I talked about logistics for the rest of the ride. Where he was going after he dropped me off, where I was going, what the plan for the next day was. And then we were there.

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I Need to Sit Down

One of the individuals in the room with Micah was a well dressed man who introduced himself as Dr. Levy. He was the neonatologist, or baby doctor, for Micah. He started going into detail on what was going on with Micah and what they were doing to/with him at the moment. The bag I was carrying on my shoulder was getting heavier. The room was slowly getting hotter. My hearing started to get a little fuzzy and unfocused. I stopped really hearing what he was saying. I started feeling heavier. I set the bag down.

“I need to sit down.” I said. I got ushered over to the couch in the room and quickly took off my sweater. A very kind nurse brought me some water. If you remember from before. I don’t have the best reaction to talking about the circulatory system from a medical standpoint. This extends somewhat to medical situations and especially to IVs and tubes going into and out of a body. Seeing my son like he was and hearing all kinds of things about the heart were enough to trigger my typical response. Had I not sat down when I did, I probably would have passed out in short order. Everything came back fairly quickly. Vision, hearing, feeling. All okay. Then it was down to what was going on. My wife was mostly talking to the doctor. She’s a vet, she understands the medical stuff much better than I do. I told the doctor she was a vet so that they knew they could tell her things in technical terms. Maybe that was a little bit too forward of me, but I felt like the doctors and nurses needed to know that she was the one they needed to talk to more than me. She had a better grasp of what was happening. She was a doctor too.

To be honest I don’t remember of lot of what happened next. I know they told us things about what was going on with Micah. I know I tried to find places for the stuff we brought with us in the room, which was fairly small. The next thing I remember was meeting Micah’s nurse for that day. Later we found out she was a charge nurse normally. She was a kind lady that looked like she was in her 40s. My wife and I both sat in the couch and she crouched down and grabbed our hands. Below is not an exact transcript of what she said. It never is, I have a decent memory but not perfect (and really not that decent either). But it’s close enough.

“Micah is doing much better now than when he was brought in. When he was brought in he had one number that was very high (we would find out later that it was his lactic acid number), around 14 which is high enough to really worry us. Now he is down to 4, much better. In a range we can deal with and handle. We are going to do everything we can to help your son get better enough for the surgery (the first real notion I had that the surgery wasn’t imminent). Right now we have him intubated and sedated. Before, he was breathing so much that too much of his blood wasn’t going to his body. So we intubated him and sedated him to control his breathing. He is getting a drug called progesterone which is keeping the blood flowing from his heart to his body right now, but it is not a long term solution. He will need surgery. Right now our goal is to get him well enough to have that surgery. You guys be brave, we are with you through this, and we are here for you and for Micah.”

I misted up, my wife cried a little, it looked like the nurse misted up a little to. I honestly don’t know how the nurses in the NICU handle it. So much emotion coming in and going out of those doors every day. New parents, worried about their child, angry at the world, sick with fear, coming in every day. Seasoned parents, still worried, still angry, still sick, but hopeful, joyous, but also tired and weary. Everyday the nurses and the doctors have to be with us parents, dealing with us and our extreme emotions. I don’t think I could handle it. The technical part of the job, not so much of a big deal. It’s the emotional trauma you would have to deal with, day in and day out, that would get me.

Then it was time to leave. Micah was having a number of lines put in, a PIC line and an Art line that required that the rooms be sterile for. Meaning we had to leave, since we were definitely not sterile. I prayed a little over Micah and then we left. My dad was in the waiting room.

“Let’s get you something to eat.” He said. That was a lot of what dad did for us in those early hours. He made sure we ate. The honest truth was that worrying ourselves sick did no one any good, especially not Micah. He needed us good and strong when we finally got through this. When he finally got to wake up. When he finally got to come home. Whenever that would be.

Luckily, if we were gonna be there a long time, the pizza in the cafeteria wasn’t half bad.

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You’ve Got the Wrong Garage

I have spent a decent amount of my life in cars, trucks, and vans over the years. I like driving, not quiet as much these days as I used to, but I still do to a certain extent. I enjoy the feel of the road, the feel of the vehicle, and the feel of the music. I find driving a car is one place in which musical integration into a life is not only okay, but expected. And I love music, I love how it makes me feel, and how I feel the music. I spend a lot of time listening to music, driving, and thinking. In fact, on the road is where I do a lot of my thinking. Partly because the road is also a somewhat solitary place to be, even with passengers, the car has a tendency to turn into its own little bubble. Very shortly into our drive to Cooks from the first hospital in Bedford, I started thinking about everything. I started processing what all of it meant, especially what it meant for Micah. Even if all the surgeries went well and everything was as best as it could be, Micah would be limited in what he could physically do. No competitive sports, no hard physical activity. Maybe he wouldn’t even be able to do sports at all. Maybe he would never be able to run with me and his Mom and Maria. And what about long term, nothing but uncertainty there, people talk about transplants into adulthood, but transplants are risky and often don’t last long. How old was Micah going to live? Would I outlive him? Dear God please don’t let that happen, and not because I die anytime soon. And what if things don’t go so well? Does my son have a long term future? COOL-AID MAN!

My wife was on the phone with her mother. When the Cool-Aid Man struck I didn’t fight him. I cried, pretty hard for me. Not hard enough to stop me from being able to drive but hard enough that I felt my wife’s hand go to my arm and her loving voice say “Are you okay?” It was rhetorical, she knew I was not okay, but we both needed her to say something. I shook my head and let the tears come. It was what I needed to do at that time. If I had fought the years and tried to keep a smile on then what was coming out then would only get bunched up and come out later, maybe in a bad way, maybe in a hurtful way. Crying when you need to, letting yourself feel the emotion despite the potential negative societal implications is the strong thing to do. A man is not a rock, God did not build us to be that way. We are supposed to be compassionate, kind, and sympathetic. Sometimes that means we might cry. I did. A couple times on the way to the hospital. Honestly I felt overwhelmed by the enormity of the situation. Too many what ifs. No ability to plan for any of it. All centered around a little guy who had only been alive for nine months, and had only been breathing for one and a half days.

Eventually the tide subsided. I mopped up the tears that were still streaked on my face and got back to driving. The route we took would become all to familiar over the coming weeks and months. Since the original hospital in Bedford was fairly close to my wife’s parent’s house the drive from there to Cook Children’s was almost the same as the drive from Cooks to her parents. And that was where our two and half year old daughter was when all of this happened. At her grandparents. Waiting for her mom and dad to come home with her baby brother, who she had met the day before. Who she had sung a song to and tried to give a piece of a grape to. I cried a little more later down the road.

I don’t remember much else from the drive. We arrived in Fort Worth, just south of I-30 and west of I-35 to a massive conglomeration of hospital buildings. Little did we know at the time that Cook Children’s was centered in the middle of other hospitals and a wide range of hospital support buildings. There is a Texas Health Methodist hospital there, a Baylor hospital there, Kindred hospital. Hospitals all over the place. We followed the GPS as best we could and eventually found a Cooks parking garage. We parked, grabbed our bags and headed into the stairwell. Immediately we realized we had no idea where exactly we were going. We knew Cooks and we knew surgery and we knew NICU, but we didn’t know how any of that related to where we were, or really where our son was. Luckily for us we happened by an employee who quickly explained to us that we had parked in the Emergency parking garage and that unless our kiddo was in the emergency room then we needed to park in the Patient and Guest parking garage. Back to the car, back down the ramps. “No, we parked in the wrong garage.” Back onto the street and then to the right garage.

And thank goodness we didn’t try and walk it, the portions of the hospital Micah was in is not near the Emergency room at all. Completely opposite sides of the complex, in fact. After fumbling around the building we eventually found the NICU, but we weren’t sure it was the NICU. There was a small sign, and a reception desk, but the desk was unmanned and the only people we saw were through a small glass window that was marked with the words NICU Milk Bank. We asked someone for help. “He was brought here from another hospital, he’s supposed to go for heart surgery.” That caused us to end up at the Cardiac ICU (CICU). The lady went inside to ask about him and determined that he was actually in the NICU, so back we went to the same area. This time we were directed to try the button on the wall next to the big unmarked double doors.

They let us in and we registered at the reception desk in the NICU, which was personed, and then taken to our son. There were a lot of people in his room, at least five or six, they all were doing something, and I needed to sit down.

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Which way to the Cooks?

Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome, or HLHS is a congenital heart condition that has no known cause. The left ventricle, which pumps blood to the body from the heart, does not develop. The condition is usually accompanied by aorta issues as well. The result is a heart that can pump blood to and from the lungs but not out to the body. In infants the problem is sometimes not caught right away because the ductus arteriosis remains open for a little time after birth. This ductus thingy is a tube that runs from the pulmonary artery (blood going to the lungs from the heart) to the arteries going out to the body. It means that at birth, and before birth, blood is supplied to the body via this duct, cause you know…the lungs aren’t being used in the womb. So once this ductus starts to close, the infant gets blood starved in his body. This causes the body’s organs, which want the oxygen transported by the blood, to go through alternate metabolic processes in an attempt to stay alive. These processes produce acid: hence why his blood acid was high (later we would discover that it was very very very high, not quite lethal but on the edge).

Without intervention such as surgery or a heart transplant the condition is 100% fatal. However since the 70s a series of surgeries have been developed that children get over the years. The first is done very soon after birth, the next one after several months, and the one after that in 1 to 3 years. Currently the outlook for patients making it to adulthood is 85%.

And now you know what I did after I did a Google search and an article reading or two. My wife had gone to get ready at this point. We wanted to be able to go when he did.

Right after the news from the doctor my wife and I held each other. I didn’t cry. I can’t tell you why I don’t cry in general, but I usually don’t. Typically when I do they are happy tears, and when they are sad it’s typically at a funeral. But not all the time. I do know that the more people that are around me the less likely I will cry. It’s not a macho thing. It’s not a strength of will thing. I don’t fight back tears when other people are around. I just don’t have the inclination to cry. Maybe inclination is the wrong word, I’m not sure what word is, but tears don’t come on by knocking on the door and asking if they are okay to come inside. Tears explode through the wall and announce their presence, like the Cool-Aid Man. I had no Cool-Aid Man at that moment. So I sat there and held my wife. That was a strength thing. I know she needed me to hold her and the God’s honest truth is I needed to hold her. After a little while a nurse came in, she said they had started to get the ball rolling on transport and had notified Cooks. They had been trying to get ahold of my wife’s doctor for discharge but had so far had no success. They were sure there would be no problem since they had been willing to discharge us the day before but we had opted to stay, thank God for that.

If we hadn’t stayed, the nurse wouldn’t have noticed his color getting a little blue and we wouldn’t have been in as good position to make the move to Cook’s. A lot of that 15% mortality rate I mentioned earlier is due to children that went home and who only made it to the hospital days after their ductus arteriosus closed. If you are a parent at home you might not notice the problem quickly, they turn a little blue, get lethargic, and start grunting. You take him or her to the ER, they aren’t baby doctors, maybe they have a NICU, maybe it takes many hours for people to figure out what is going on and to get your baby where he or she needs to go. I am not confident that Micah would have lived had we gone home the day before. That thought threatens to overcome me with fright occasionally. I am glad we stayed the extra day.

So the wife went to change from her hospital gown to real clothes. I got busy texting, facebooking, and googling. I wanted to know what we were up against here. Then I needed to let everyone else know. Again, needed. Letting other people know what was going on was important to me. I’ve seen the power of prayer at work first hand, I know what it can do, it was important for me to reach out to get that power on Micah’s side. It was also important to me to get everyone up to date. I knew from the comments I had seen that other people were worried.  Better to know what to be worried about than to be in the dark. I called my dad, he was almost there. I posted an update on Facebook. I waited to text my coworkers, some of them were on days and some were on nights so I didn’t want to wake anyone up, I waited till 6pm to text them.

Soon after that Janel was ready, but we had no word on what was going on. It had been forever, or 45 minutes, which at the time might as well have been forever, since we had had word about Micah’s condition. I went in search of a NICU nurse. It didn’t take much and I actually got the doctor as she was going by the NICU doors. She told me the transport was on the way, it would take 15 minutes or so to go from HEB to Cooks and the transport team would stop by our room with Micah before leaving.

Dad showed up. There were a series of hugs exchanged. I sort of explained what was going on to him, more focusing on the “what we are doing now” and less on “what the medical issue was.” Then the nurse came and said the transport was ready. They came to the room, we walked outside, I thought it was going to be a, see him on the way past kind of thing. They told me, “No, no, let’s go in the room.” We all retreated back into our hospital room. He was in a glass box, five people wearing professional looking blue jumpsuits wheeled the gurney holding the glass box into our room. Teddy Bear transport. He was passed out, or knocked out more likely. He was intubated as well. It was a little scary. No wait…it was intensely terrifying. Numbing though, so instead of freaking out we held his hand for a second and then he was off.

We stood around looking at each other for a minute or two. I was about to hug my wife and say goodbye and drive to the hospital alone, because she hadn’t been discharged yet. Luckily at that moment the nurse walked in and discharged my wife. It took a minute, there were a number of instructions she was obligated to read out loud to my wife. And then we were off.

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The first 5 hours

My wife had gone to sleep. I was holding my son, Micah, now a day and a half old, in my arms, while sitting in a chair in our room at the hospital, reading things on my phone. He had drifted off to sleep, something he was very good at, and did quiet a bit even while eating. I started to drift off too, and decided it was time to put him down in his mobile crib. I placed him in the crib and bundled him up and rolled him over to the couch/bed that I was sleeping on so I could watch him as I laid on my bed. He was a little above eye level laying there, but I could see him enough to tell the most important thing, whether or not he was breathing. Because that is what you do with babies who are sleeping, you watch to make sure they are breathing. Every once in a while, even when sleeping. You just wake up and look and you look and you look, because it is dark and they breath so fast and shallow that it is hard to see the movement. And you pray and you look and then you see the rhythm, you catch it, and you sign and close your eyes again and fall asleep for a little while. At least that is what I did with Maria, our firstborn, and what I did with Micah too, you know, before he had a breathing machine.

Two hours later we were awake again, Micah was feeding a little with mama. As had been the case several times the night before, he got tired while eating and fell asleep. We put him back in his crib. He made some whimpering noises but besides that wasn’t really fussy or crying. He’d been making the same whimpering noises the night before as well. It was a vast difference in comparison to our daughter. She did not like being put down, she would last a short while in her crib but then, sometimes only moments later, would burst out crying and demand to be held. Micah wasn’t like that, he was cool with being in the crib by himself. It was okay with him. The nurse came in shortly after that and took him to do his morning tests and review.

He was gone for a little while. I went back to sleep. My wife did as well, or she got up for a little bit…I honestly don’t remember. I was tired. Shortly after that, say 8am or so, the nurse came back in, but not with Micah. Micah had looked a little blue to her and his blood sugar had been low so she had run a blood acid test to check the level of his blood acid. This test came back with a low pH, which is not good for infants. So not good that he was immediately admitted to the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit (NICU) at the hospital. They were checking him there to see what was wrong and would be back shortly to tell us what was going on.

As you would naturally suspect nervousness set in, and worry, and a tiny bit of panic. Luckily the lack of sleep and caffeine does wonders to suppress the urge to go crazy with worry, and coupled with my usual calmness I took a step back and looked at the situation as best I could. So I prayed. In all reality it was what I could do given the situation, which was in the hands of highly trained medical professionals and God. Not mine. Therefore I prayed. I also called my dad and told him the situation, which prompted him to start driving our way from his hotel, about 30 minutes away in traffic. I also got on facebook and told people he had been admitted to the NICU.

This last step was very important to me. I don’t live in a vacuum, and I don’t want to. I know my friends would want to know. I know they would want to help. I know like me they couldn’t do anything physical at that moment, right then all they could do was what I could do: pray. I wanted to let them know that we needed prayers. This was important to me.

Some time went by, my wife got up to go to the rest room. I checked my phone. Someone came in who I hadn’t met before. She was the NICU doctor. She introduced herself and asked where my wife was and I told her she was in the bathroom. She took a seat in the chair I had vacated when she came in and I sat down next to her. She wasn’t telling me anything. She looked anxious and worried. I could feel the anxiousness and worry coming off of her. I can’t remember exactly what I said, but it was one of the following:

“Good news or bad news?” , “Is it good news?”

She shook her head from side to side. I signed.

“Is he alive?” I asked.

“Yes, but there is something I need to talk to you both about.” she said.

I signed again, in relief this time. My wife came and sat next to me. The doctor had been holding something in her hand, a piece of paper.

“Okay, I wanted to let you know that Micah has a heart condition. It is called hypoplastic left heart syndrome.” Here she gave us the paper, it was a picture of a heart with the words hypoplastic left heart syndrome written across the top of the page. “His condition is a congenital heart defect with no known cause. It affects the left ventricle of the heart, see,” here she pointed at the picture of the heart on the piece of paper, “this part of his heart should be as large as the other side. His did not grow, sometimes the doctor will catch it on the sonograms but just as often they won’t.”

We looked at the picture. It indeed showed a heart, except the left ventricle was shrunken.I honestly had no idea what that meant. I have always had a bad time with the circulatory system. Not from an understanding perspective, but from a staying-standing-while-people-talk-about-it perspective. In biology class in high school, the teacher said I turned as white as a sheet when we started talking about the circulatory system and was surprised that I took as long as I did to raise my hand to be allowed to go to the bathroom. I don’t have this response to the sight of blood or anything like that. Just the medical explanation of the heart and its system. So I knew basically nothing about the heart. And I only was able to grasp what she was telling me directly.

“Up till now he had an artery, the ductus arteriosus that was open which was keeping blood flowing to his body. It is open while we are in the womb and then a few days after birth it closes, since by then we are using our lungs.”

We nodded. I still really didn’t understand. But the why was not important to me yet. In the moment I don’t like to ask the why question unless it will inform a decision I am going to make. I knew at this point we weren’t there, we were at “This is what is going to happen” and that’s what I wanted to know.

“We have him on a drug now, progesterone, that works to keep that artery open. However, it is not a long term solution. He will need surgery for his heart, several actually, and that is where we are headed now. We are going to move him to Cooks Children’s in Fort Worth for the surgery. You can of course tell us to move him somewhere else, that is your right, but Cooks is closest and honestly the doctors that will be looking after him there and the surgeons are the ones I would want if it was my baby.”

We nodded. The thought, ‘Chicks dig scars’ flashed across my mind, knowing that Micah would have a pretty massive chest scar from this. Seriously, that was my gut reaction.

“Do you have any questions? Is the transport to Cooks okay? If so we will get all the paperwork going and get the transport team notified.”

I don’t remember asking anything beyond wanting to know when we would hear about the timing of the transport. My wife hadn’t been discharged yet, we needed to know if we were gonna need to split up or drive together. We gave them the okay for the transport.

The doctor had been good about the news, she looked us in the eye, she was sympathetic, she held our hands at the end.

“This is going to be a long road, but you are in good hands.” She said, and then she left us to go back to our son.

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OBERGEFELL ET AL. v. HODGES, DIRECTOR, OHIO

I think I’m past anger and depression and all the other typical rounds of things you feel when something traumatic happens and now I’ve reached acceptance. It’s over. The experiment is more or less over. It was a good democratic experiment and it had some really grand moments it its time, but ultimately it is over. The democratic process eventually ran itself aground in order that the people who are a part of the democracy could feel good about something instead of worrying about deciding something for themselves. Democracy has proved itself to be too hard, take too long, and in general is too burdensome for the people who had to be ruled by it.

So you’re asking “What kind of terrible bigot are you, that you think that giving gay people the right to marriage has destroyed America?” My first response is that I don’t think giving gay people the right to marry destroyed America. I think the Supreme Court giving gay people the right to marriage has put a final nail in the coffin of what little democracy we had left in the United States. Two very different statements. You see gay marriage rights really isn’t the key here. The important part is that the Supreme Court made the decision. As you may or may not know, the Supreme Court is made up of nine judges appointed for life by the President. In the beginning, as in from the get go of the Constitution, their power was actually quiet limited. As time moved forward this changed, sometimes rapidly, like when Marshall declared that they had the power to review laws for Constitutionality. But in general, as time has moved forward the Supreme Court’s power has always increased in comparison to the Legislature’s and President’s.

Ultimately the fault for this comes from two directions. The first is the format of the judicial system. Judicial systems run on precedent. Precedent works to make the system easier and more fair. When presented with a similar problem, or near similar problem, it is more fair and easier for a deciding judge to copy the decision of the judge that came before them. This does have the result, however, that every decision a judge makes is in fact not just a judgement on the case before him, but on all cases of similar nature that will come in the future. This also works up and down the scale, as high courts make decisions it sets the precedent for all the courts under them. Because the Supreme Court is the highest court in the land, any decision they make sets the precedent for all courts everywhere in the United States. So as the Supreme Court makes decisions over time, they become more powerful, because every decision they make is the precedent, so every decision becomes theirs.

The second way the court has gained power is squarely our fault, and is tied invariable to the nature of cases we as citizens decide to bring to the Supreme Court. The one real check or hold on the court’s power is that they can’t make decisions for something that isn’t brought before them as a case. The unfortunate truth is that we bring everything before them as a case, even when it shouldn’t be. If we all read and stuck to the portions of the Constitution that talk about the kind of cases the Supreme Court is supposed to be reviewing and judging on, then almost none of the cases that actually get brought to them would get brought to them. They are supposed to make judgments on whether cases meet or don’t meet statutes as written by law. What we bring them are “We don’t like this law, and the democratic process didn’t work in our favor, so we want you to invalidate or castrate the law.” cases. We bring cases to circumvent the democratic process, to specifically get around the fact that most people don’t agree with our position, but maybe five out of nine un-elected judges might. We use the Supreme Court when we feel democracy has failed, because someone’s feelings are being hurt. And so we bring them everything. So the Supreme Court gets to pick and choose from every conceivable kind of case in order to make whatever rule they want to make in whatever way they want to make it, because we’ve given them the ability to pick and choose and the nature of their office lets them make those decisions for the rest of time.

We live in an America where all rules and all laws, no matter what level of government they are crafted by, are manipulated at whim by a group of nine un-elected people. Who will manipulate the rules and laws at whim, regardless of what the Constitution or the laws say. Here, both to us who have given them this power and to them who have taken it, feelings are ultimately far more important than law and order and that is the government we are now under. Nine un-elected people hold the ultimate power. All voting power I have can and has been swept away by them. My decisions do not matter. No other branch of government has a point to assail them from. They are our Constitutionally and self-appointed dictators.

I hope in the future they like the same things I like and feel the same way about things that I feel, because that is the only way I will fit in America. Anyone divergent from their views and their feelings will be, in general and possibly by law, un-American.

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SRO License Class

I am roughly two years into my SRO License Class. For those of you who have no idea what that means, SRO stands for Senior Reactor Operator. You see in order for a person to be allowed to operate a nuclear reactor to make power they first have to obtain a license to do so from the NRC, which stands for Nuclear Regulatory Commission, a.k.a. the Federal Government. And unlike most of the non law enforcement divisions of the federal government, the NRC actually has a decent amount of power, so companies generally do what the NRC tells them to do. Anyways, to obtain the license, the company puts you through a roughly 18 month to 2 year program in order to give you the knowledge and ability necessary to operate the power plant. In general this is a good thing. We don’t want any shlub off the street just being able to walk up and operate a nuclear reactor. If you need me to explain why then you do not have a healthy respect for science or technology.

Anyways, we’re coming down to the end of the program. Thus far I would have to say that I have done above average in the program. The program is split into a number of different parts and each part imbuing the potential operator with the abilities necessary to pass the NRC license exam. The first part was GFES, or General Fundamentals…I forget what the ES is for, but I don’t care right now, anyways I did not do spectacular is GFES. There were three reasons for this: 1) I know too much about nuclear reactors and how they actually work and GFES is so basic that I did poorly in the Reactor Theory section because of this, 2) Janel had not moved to Vicksburg yet and so I was spending my weekends driving back and forth from Louisiana to Mississippi, which wasted a good deal of time, and 3) a good friend of mine passed away in the middle of the training and his funeral was the weekend before one of the exams. That being said, I passed, and in fact on the final GFES exam I was tied for the highest score in the class. This has been typical of my performance. I don’t do great in the leadup to final exams, but I ace the fucking shit out of the finals. This was the case with the Systems portion of the training program, which is a little  slice of hell during which you basically earn an engineering degree in 5 months. No joke this was by far the hardest 5 months of school I’ve ever had and I am in fact both a rocket scientist and a nuclear physicist. Again, I did poorly on several of the intermittent tests, even failed the one following the Cepheid Reunion that year. This caused untold problems for me, but again, like I said, I did very well on the last System’s exam. I was tied for second place on the System’s comprehensive test.

Now we are in the Simulator portion of our training. We spend our days in a mock-up of the control room, with all the nobs and buttons and alarms (holy shit the alarms) and everything else in working order. We try our best to muddle our way through the various scenarios they put us through where terrible things happen to the plant and you have to respond in just the right way or you get yelled at. I’ve been doing okay in simulator. I would say I’m middle of the pack or so. I did screw up during our first evaluation, taking an automatic controller to manual when I shouldn’t have which caused us to scram on a transient we shouldn’t have. But again, our actual eval is next week, so we’ll see how that goes.

However, I’m not really here to talk about my performance. I’m here to talk about how we are motivated. What has been constant for me during this program is the complete and total doubt in my abilities that I have received from our head instructor and others in the training program. But it’s not just doubt. It’s the expression of that doubt in telling us constantly that we are not good enough and are going to fail. Because you see it’s not just me that gets this treatment. We all do, everyone in the program get’s told on a regular basis that we will fail. That we will have wasted 2 years of our lives in this program. Now granted, some of us get this treatment more often than others, but I get it a lot.

I understand what it is. It is a motivational tool. The people telling me this stuff don’t actually think I will fail. They may not be completely sure that I will pass with flying colors, but I’m pretty sure they think I’ll make it. But, it is a bad motivational tool. No wait, I’m sorry, it is a shitty, terrible, bad, horrible motivational tool that sucks from here to china. But it’s the one being employed. And I don’t think it’s just this one instructor. I don’t think it’s just our class. I don’t think it’s just our site. I think the whole damn nuclear industry is like this. And I think I have the Navy to thank for it.

You see, former members of the US Navy make up roughly 80-90% of nuclear operators. Go figure, the US Navy operates a shit-ton of reactors and trains a load of people to operate those reactors. Companies like to hire people with experience, hence companies hire ex-Navy folks to run their commercial nuclear reactors. In fact, the other 12 members of my class are former Navy. And I think this is how the Navy trains and motivates people. They beat down on them in hopes that they will get angry and fight back and become better for it. This can be a valid motivational tool if utilized correctly. It’s used on sports teams all the time. But here’s the trick, you have to follow the beat down with a build up. You have to build the people up after you crush them. That is not what I am undergoing. I am undergoing a continual crush.

Today I took an OTEC board. I don’t remember what OTEC stands for, but basically three people, a couple trainers and an operations management person, sit down with you and ask you questions. In the past they have told us quiet clearly that you should take your time with the questions and not stray away from the answers too much. So that is what I did, when asked a direct question, I made the direct answer and I made sure of the answer before I said it. I passed. But they were very disappointed in me. They expected me to do better, whatever that means. They didn’t think I should have taken so much time with my answers or forced them to drag things out of me. I realized that the crush isn’t going to stop. No matter how well or not so well I do, I will get crushed. Even if I get my license it won’t stop. Every day, every hour I will be subject to the crush. Because it’s not just the training program that is run by former Navy people. It’s the whole damn industry. This is how the industry motivates people, by crushing them. Outside of Operations the crush isn’t so bad, it’s almost survivable given that you don’t have any other options. But inside Operations it isn’t. Unless of course, you happened to have been in the Navy before, and well I wasn’t. And I wasn’t for good reasons.

Call it what you want, but I would not function well in the military. Physically I would have been fine. But mentally I would not have done well. I would have gotten out as fast as I possibly could. Which is what I am going to do now. This class has taught me a very important lesson, which is that I don’t want to be a nuclear operator. Oh I’m gonna get my license and I’m gonna tell all the people who have been crushing me for the last 2 years to suck it long and suck it hard, but I don’t plan of ever using it.

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The 2nd Amendment

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

That’s the amendment as written in the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the United States of America. Right beneath the First Amendment. You might say that it was thought to be so damn important that it was put second, right after the freedom of speech and religion stuff. And it is damn important, and it exists for a reason, and you probably don’t know that reason or you don’t want to know that reason, or you don’t care about that reason. Well too freaking bad. Until you understand what the amendment means and what you’d be throwing away by getting rid of it, or by infringing upon it, then I’m sorry but you’re being an idiot. Sorry, not pulling punches on this one, this is Constitutional Law, a.k.a. the basis of all law in this country. Plus it’s not like anyone reads this thing anyways.

So we’ll start with the Bill of Rights. The Bill of Rights is in the Constitution because some of our founding fathers had the foresight to understand that not everyone was going to be a strict constitutionalist. That some people would assume that any power not strictly forbidden the government in the Constitution would be in the government’s power. Read the Constitution sans the amendments. If you were to interpret the Constitution as laying down only the things that the government must do, but not including everything the government could do, then damn, the American people could be totally rogered from here to sundown. The Constitution does little to protect the people it governs. Enter the Bill of Rights. You ever hear anyone say “Hey man, you’re treading on my Article 3, Section II rights here!” No, no you haven’t, because Article 3, Section II has to do with the powers of the Judicial Branch of government. What you do hear people say is “Hey man, you’re treading on my first amendment rights!” That’s because pretty much all our rights stem from the Bill of Rights. It is our only protection from a government that has left strict constitutionality in the dust long ago.

During it’s drafting and debate, the right of the states to have militias and the right’s of the people to bear arms was not something hotly debated. It was seen as the best damn protection the people of the United States had to avoid becoming a kingdom. The majority of back and fourth that occurred in the House and Senate was of specific wording to insure that the government wouldn’t be able to rules lawyer their way into stripping the people of their weapons. The purpose of the amendment wasn’t to ensure people would be able to hunt, or protect themselves from criminals, or to protect themselves from foreign invaders. The purpose was to allow people to protect themselves from the government, specifically a government which had a standing army and controlled the State’s abilities to keep their own munitions and armament. (Read Federalist Paper No. 46 if you’re not convinced about this one). Ultimately the purpose was to allow the people to protect all those other rights they were given in the Bill of Rights from a tyrannical government. Cause let’s face it, if a tyrannical government is good at anything, it’s good at wiping it’s butt with pieces of paper that declare citizen’s rights. So in order to ensure that the Bill of Rights would stand, the people were given the right to arm themselves so they could protect these rights if the government became tyrannical.

The individual’s right to keep and bear arms (and not just a militia’s right to do such) was reinforced in a Kentucky case in 1822, which struck down a state law saying you couldn’t conceal your weapon, claiming it as an infringement of the individual’s right to bear arms (Guy was being fined $100 for having a sword cane). Then in 1856, as part of the Dred Scott V. Sanford Supreme Court case it was written that slaves who were afforded the full rights of the U.S. Constitution would include the right to keep and carry arms where ever they went.

Infringement of our rights didn’t start until the 1930’s, when congress passed a series of laws aiming to take guns away from organized criminals, which had sprouted up after prohibition had passed. The event that got the ball rolling was the Valentine’s Day massacres. (begin sarcasm) The acts that passed really did a good job of stopping mob violence (end sarcasm). What they did do, was create another avenue of revenue for organized crime syndicates. “You mean we can sell booze and guns at massively inflated prices! Heck yes!” 1938 saw the passing of the law that required logging names and addresses of gun sellers and buyers, and excluded some people from owning guns (namely criminals convicted of a select number of crimes). 1968, post Kennedy assassination, increased the list of people who couldn’t buy guns. It now included all convicted felons, the mentally unstable, and drug users. 2004 saw the Brady Act, which set up the national database used to ensure that only people who can legally buy a gun are able to buy a gun without the black market surcharge (Cause lets face it, it’s been illegal for criminals to have guns for a loooooooong time, but they still seem to have them).

Luckily in 2008 and 2010 two Supreme Court cases basically ruled that, and I’m paraphrasing here, “No really, individual people have the right to bear arms”.

So that’s where we are right now. Criminals, drug users, and the mentally unfit can’t buy guns from legal arm’s sellers who also have to be registered with the ATF. Everyone who buys a gun has to be checked into a database before they buy a gun. Everyone who buys a gun’s name and address is kept on file at the federal level. So the question remains, are we still able to defend ourselves from a tyrannical government and can we do so if we make more laws?

Don’t get me wrong here. I’m cool with convicted felons and the mentally ill not being able to own firearms, and the Supreme Court did uphold the ability of congress and the states to make it illegal for convicted felons and the mentally ill to own firearms (in those 2008 and 2010 cases mentioned earlier).

But the question now is? What other restrictions can we add to “make things safer.” And my counter question is: If we give up more ground on this right, on our only right to defend the other rights we have against an unjust government. If we make more areas “No gun zones” a.k.a. “Easy targets for nut jobs with guns”. If we make more databases and licenses which make it easy for the government to disarm you. If we make it more expensive to own the weapons we need to keep the government in check (And if you’re of the opinion that the government would never, ever, ever, in a million years try and stomp on your rights then you need to read some f*&king history books my friend. History has done a good job of showing us that the only thing that keeps people in power from trying to take your rights away wholesale is the threat of force).  If we expand “gun control” are we more or less safe from the government. If the answer is less safe, then we’ve infringed on the 2nd Amendment and we’ve made it easy for a tyrannical government to strip our Constitutionally provided rights. Because that’s what the 2nd Amendment protects.

It’s not there for hunting. It’s not their for protecting yourself from attack or home invasion. It’s there so you can protect your Constitutionally given rights. And I don’t know about you, but I think those rights are pretty damn important.

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